A surprisingly unpopular species
If we were to think back to our days in elementary school (or pretty much any school), there was always the odd kid who no one hung around with. Usually, it was fairly obvious why that was the case.
Then there were some kids I recall who seemed like they ought to be in the popular crowd, but weren’t. They weren’t unattractive, or dirty, nor were there things personality-wise that caused them to be shunned. Maybe it was just that they were new, or had a tough time with the already-established cliques, or some chance event or accusation branded them as outcasts, although they were “normal” in every way. Some kids might have been cast as undesirables because they had different names, or had the wrong color lunch box, or maybe too much hair on their forearms.
I know a Paph species that seems like it ought to be in the popular crowd, but isn’t for some reason. As a species, it has a lot going for it:
- a bold, brightly colored flower
- distinctive flower form
- easy to grow, can reach specimen size in reasonable time frame
- not gargantuan, nor minuscule
What paph lover couldn’t at least be casual friends with this flower?
If you don’t know this species, please meet P. hirsutissimum. So why isn’t P. hirsutissimum more popular?
Is it the short stem?
The flower odor? (Well, here’s the news — there isn’t any).
The hair? Aha — maybe that’s it! Well, that’s what “hirsute” means: hairy! (Click hirsutissiumum-close-up.JPG to see the high-resolution picture where you can zoom in to see the fine detail)
But why let a little hair keep you from a love affair with this beautiful orchid? I mean, look closely at the popular kids in slipper orchid school — rothschildianum or sanderianum — and you’ll notice that they’re covered in warts!

